It’s a lion!

Well, I have a blog. That would be exciting, if I knew anyone would read it.

So, imagine, if you will (you must!), the kind of blog that talks about things that don’t necessarily interest you, but in a terribly interesting way. Now, while you’re imagining that, you can read this blog, with the knowledge that your fantasies will never come true and that your life has been a waste until now. Yes, until now. Until this magical moment, when you discovered that some reasonably good-looking moron from Canada was writing about uninteresting things in a way that doesn’t interest you, but you read it anyway. That’s the key to living your life. You may be working in a cubicle right now, searching blogs, seeking information for the online component of the most widely circulated dog-magazine in the nation. You may be a thirteen-year-old girl who managed to stumble across this because you happen to like some crappy band that I like, and I wrote a review of your least favourite album of theirs (17 stars!). In any event, the key is to just trudge through your cruddy life hand-in-hand with me. Do it. I command you. My commandment is worth about as much as yours, and you do what you say, don’t you? Congratulations.